Brilliant! But what to put inside the present? Hmm….
LoA

A sequel is in the works – should be arriving soon.

Welcome back, uselessness! Glad to have you back. Great work, as usual. ;) I had written a sequel to this, so I’m going to post it for the heck of it. Kind of like an alternate universe, but I will keep contributing to this stream because your take on the gym rocked!