I love that although nobody cares enough to learn Lurch’s real name, and he sucks at life, that he’s the one who seems to know everything. You almost feel like he’s pulling the strings. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!

Ah! Mendez! I agree, this is brilliant. OK, let me get working.
LoA

More Mah-velous-ness!!! Lurch reminds me of the bad guy in The Matrix… the one who called Neo Missster Ahnderson? He’s enjoying the on-going suffering just a bit too much. Too funny! I am greeeedily waiting for more! :-)

You’ve got sequel. :-)

Your turn.

Okay, when does someone finally get this girl what she deserves? Great twists and turns, guys. Kind of fun to see you all egging each other on in the comments too.

LURCH ! Y’all have done a great job with him.
I love how he’s always the one to kinda save the day.