“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Ohh. Hell has everything to do with it.”

“Okay, man, just back off, I’m not in the mood.”

The man stayed right where he was.

“Young man, I’m giving you the chance you need.”

“What?? A chance?? All I want to do right now is get a girl…”

“Well, you can have all of them lined up at your door with the offer i’m trying to give you.”

Suuddenly, he was eager… “Okay, you don’t have to go… but what’s the deal?”