“Wait a second! The scanner is coming up with something. Time Agency has red-flagged this RFID . They’ve been looking for this ‘bot for a long time. It has one of those Sony ’ lame demon ’ time travel chipsets that was outlawed in 2044. The databanks say that in April of 2047 this ‘bot time traveled to A.D. 11 and captured Jesus Christ.”

“It says here that the capture of the young Jesus Christ was detected by a Time Agent who traveled back in time in the latter part of 2047, escorting the World President and his family to witness the crucifixion. When they got there, nobody had heard of Jesus Christ. Time Agency fixed the problem by capturing this bot minutes before it went back in time.”

“Miss, we’re going to have to put in in cotact with Time Agency for your claim. Officer Pedresen will give you the contact information,” he walked over to the ‘bot and switched off it’s permenant power settings.