Oh, my gosh. That’s hilarious and awesomely cool at the same time! Standing ovation

wow. I’m…speechless o.0
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That…
was amazing.
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This works as a parody of the famous poem and as a parody of resident evil simultaneously. Although a bit funny (i.e. life is too delicious) in the beginning you finish with some excellent prose and leave me feeling like I just read an excerpt from a highly successful debut author. A rousing round of applause indeed.

I love how you follow the style of the original poem and yet come up with something decidedly different. I’m glad you entered. Your entry holds up with the best of ‘em. Better late than never, I always say. ;-)
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I enjoyed the zombie twist that you added to original poem. . . very clever :)

Brilliant is all I can say.