“You are so clumsy!” My friend, Katrina said as we walked down the hall. I was still recooperationg from the fact that I just tripped over…what was it again? Oh yeah, NOTHING !
“Are you referring to the fact that I can’t walk across a flat surface without finding something to trip on?” I joked. She nodded, agreeing with the amazingly true statement. “Pretty much.”
I laughed, “Uh, how rude?” I said, playfully pushing her.

“Psycologists should study you.”

“I can see it now, Project : Clumsy.”

“Ha! Heck, they probably already do have that project.”

“Yeah, you’re right. Definately.”

I shook my head in shame. I was, hands down, the clumsiest person ever. Some people have one right foot, one left, some have two left, but I am the only person to ever have two right feet.

“I should rea—“

“Alexa, watch out!”

Then I fell into the, oh so annoying, recycling bin.

Ow…