“What the hell had she done to me? Was it the new haircut that had me blinded? I’m not sure…. But man, I’m kind of feeling a little woozy. That lipstick, that collagen-enhanced red lipstick she put on must’ve done something. No side-effects, my butt! I… I can’t focu…”
He hit the floor in a matter of seconds. No telling of what was to come next, he began having convulsions. The color of his hair first changed, then that of his skin, he was becoming greener with every passing second. She returned…. and he sat there, waiting.