I hate cereal honey. Its gross. I’d rather have hot cereal. Otherwise known as oatmeal. You know…the box that has that one quaker guy on it. You are insulting me by continuing to buy me honey nut cherrios…are you mocking me?? I hate bees!!! I am deathly alergic! What makes you think I would like to eat a box with a giant bee on it?? Yes…you are mocking me…

This isn’t working out anymore. I want a divorce…