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FIREWORKS (MY TAGS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG) NO JOKE Plotless story read at own risk

It was a dark and stormy night! fireworks came everywere!!!

The fireworks crackled into the sky, it was blinding to look into the sky! Then when we were distractied by the light, a wearwolf popped out of a bush out of no wear!!!!

LEAVE !!!!!! yelled yo momma

The wearwolf walked stumpled away sopping wet.

“that was close” i declared!! he almost ate us. Though all he ate was kermit the gorf. O well we don’t need him any way!

(1 day later)

the clock stroked 12am it was midnight! Were all the monster come out!!!

BOOM BOOM BOOM the door split in half splintered in half!! ALl i could see was, a vampire!!!!!!!!!!! he ran after all of us! i ran and chucked yodaoncrack. He got devawared and then the vampire killed us all.

(1 billion million trillion years ago later) WE finally got FREE !!! We had been free buy this awsome technolagy. We were alive but how is this possiable! THIS GOES AGANIST EVERY !!! EVERY !!! EVERY !!!!! law of phycis!!!

Then we all got drunk and lived happly ever after.

THE END !!!

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