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The Ultimate Showdown, Live, in your Living Room,Coming this Fall,Don't be the Only One on your Block to Miss it!

The Ultimate Showdown was on!
Captain Hook had just gouged out Sherlock Holmes eyes, Rodan was stomping on all the Ninja Turtles shells, and Wonder Woman had just defeated The Bionic woman.
The mayhem was getting far worse across the arena were Darth Vader was choking Bart Simpson, Little Nemo was eaten by Godzilla and Fozzie Bear gunned down the entire cast of CSI .
The ratings for Ultimate Showdown where higher then all the American Idol telecasts as well as every Super Bowl ever aired.
Every has-been, never-was, wannabe, make believe celebrity was hankering to take part, they begged their agents for the opportunity to be showcased on the Biggest television event since Elvis swiveled his hips on the Ed Sullivan show.
Sylvester the Cat was finally enjoying a Tweety Bird sandwich, Wile E Coyote was able to dine on the Road Runner and Elmer got a chance to hunt the rabbit, out of rabbit season.
This is the Ultimate Showdown! Stay tuned for next weeks episode where Batman battles Dracula for superiority!

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