Their space ship landing in a field, (causing odd crop circles), the two descended the escalator and stood still observing their surroundings.

“Gerbblfallet uj glibâ€?, ( translated to “what is that fat thing standing in the field?â€?), said the grayer of the pair.
“Bliff dorfen ger splatt’, (translated to “The manual says cowâ€?), the shorter of the duo replied.

They warily approached the cow, it stopped chewing it’s cud, looked up, said, “Mooâ€?,( translated to “Mooâ€?).
They tried to lift the heifer, to no avail.
They pushed it toward the flyer saucer they rode in on.
“Huff toot be dungâ€?, (translated to â€? what’s next on the list?â€?).
“Hubaba, pert gorfâ€?, (translated to “a humanâ€?).
Their search took them to a small town in Virginia. A monkey the size of a peanut looked at them. They checked their list.
“Gud ev kerpâ€?, (translated to “good enoughâ€?).
They loaded the monkey into the cargo section with the cow and flew into hyper space at warp speed.