Eddie Izzard? Excellent choice, particularly well channeled for that last line. And now that I think of it, Luke was kind of whiny and petulant through most of the movies, so this sort of makes sense.

Funny scene, love the last line, great obsurd fan fiction piece.
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BTW , I chose Eddie Izzard for this part because of his hilarious stand-up bit about the death star cantina.

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This is really great stuff. If only I’d know what I was starting… ;)
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