Somebody had to do it. Now of course, for sequels. :-)

And prequels. ;-)

Well, no, they didn’t. I hate to be the humorless ass crashing the party, but you’re a very capable writer and so it’s doubly unfortunate that this piece and its “sequels” have shown up as ficlet spam. Sorry. I just really prefer it when you write something instead of copying and pasting a number off a website or scientific calculator or wherever it is you got the first x digits of pi from.

I agree that actual writing is preferable to this. I’ll explain via note.