I like how Ryan judges people by their coffee mug. Funny quirk. Even at that, I didn’t expect the ending. Fun, darkly humorous story.

Haha…creative story. I’ll be sure to choose my coffee mugs more carefully from now on.
LoA

Wow, now I wonder what my coffee mug says about me (Jack Skelington head).

Great read!
LoA

I just use the bright, happy colours when I drink coffee, but I really don’t need it….
That’s what MOUNTAIN DEW is for…
Crazy hyper expression
WHAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWWWWWWW !!!
he…hehe…heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aNy waaaayyyysss….

O. right.
Great story!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooouuuuunnnnnnttttttttaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnn
ddddddddddeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww…