“Where exactly are we?” Scott asked.

“The armory,” Jesus answered.

“Weird, it was,” Yoda admitted. “One second, there; the next here.”

“Teleportation does have it’s benefits,” Captain Hiller remarked, grabbing a blaster. “I can’t believe I let you blow up my new ship.”

“It was a vital ingredient in the plan,” Roland explained, feeling the need to defend his scheme yet again. “I wonder how Buffy’s date with the devil is going.”

“Good, it is going,” Yoda said, sensing a slight fluctuation in the force. “Although, still obsessed with his sister, he is.”

“That’s sick!” Scott railed, a bit jealous of the Emperor.

“That’s for me to judge,” Jesus said with a sly smile.

“Spare us another theology lesson and take us to the bridge, chief,” Roland said, impatiently running his finger in circles through the air.

“This should do the trick,” Roland said, activating a bomb.

Armed to the teeth, moments later they stared into the eyes of someone they never expected to see alive again. And he wasn’t happy.