Ugh, not Jar Jar. I recognize I will probably be upsetting many Jar Jar fans, but he’s my least favorite addition to the Star Wars films. Well, that and the whole midochlorian thing (which I’ve horribly misspelled). I wasn’t feeling that, either.
But this ficlet is awesome. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, in walks Gandalf! Great use of his famous line.
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BTW , I’ve now officially posted 1,000 comments! Yay, me! :-) Back to your regularly scheduled programming…

Wow, congrats Ana Cristina! That’s an awesome accomplishment. And yes, I had to put an end to Jar Jar, once and for all. The stars are in honor of your 1000th comment…

Still amusing, still absurd, still wonderfully over several lines.
Oh, and congrats to Ana! Woohoo for comments.

With all the characters being introduced, I’m just waiting for that awkward confrontation between Han and Indy. ;-)
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Ana, what’s a Jar Jar fan?

A splendid question, Andrew.

This is a pop-culture collision course! Star Wars, Borat, Lord of the Rings, Jesus (well, not quite pop culture, but you get my point)
I live under a pop-culture rock, but this is still brilliant!