You have your average hot girls, then there are drop dead gorgeous ones. Then drop dead gorgeous hot girls on acid, like the two Japanese cuties in my bed. Yes, like every other guy, I have fantasies about having threesome with Japanese girls. I want them to do unimaginable and crazy things to me.

In fantasy world, this could be great. But in reality, threesome is a complicated matter. I am not talking about the emotional crap. First of all, there’s two many limbs floating around. Call me racist, when they are naked they do look alike. I feel helpless. In my fantasy world I can control the Japanese girls. While they kiss each other and look at me with those deceiving eyes, I wander off in my fantasy realm. And I knew then, ladies and gentlemen, I wanted to be a Buddhist monk.