This really didn’t fit anywhere in the Handgun in the Mailbox and Unremarkable Factory. Yet it was rolling around in my head all day. Just where did those parts come from. This is what my brain decided. I apologize if putting why I wrote this here breaks some rule.

I really like this story but I don’t have any idea where to go for a sequel. Or a prequel. It’s too bizarre, in a good way.

Not sure if links work in comments but there is the first part.
A Loaded Bun in the Mailbox is the title. The Unremarkable Factory is the prequel. Those two got me to my story but I didn’t really see it fitting as a sequel or prequel to either.
http://ficlets.com/stories/29220

bizarre is a very good word to use for this, but of course, bizarre in a good way, as Matthew Brown said.
very original idea, ears growing as crops. nice job=]

I love this! I can imagine all sorts of sequels spinning from here (of the sci fi persuasion.) There aren’t a heck of a lot of rules to break around here and I am one of those who also leave a “source of the tale” self comment too. ;)

BTW , love your avatar. 5 stars for that also. :D