Ringside, the commentators described the battle to end all wars. “And they lock up.” McMahon said, “And here’s the test of strength.”

“Who would’ve thought the Devil was stronger?” Ventura asked, as Lucifer gained the advantage.

“Arm-bar. And the Prince of Darkness sends the Prince of Peace into the ropes.” McMahon continued, “Clothesline and Jesus is on his back. What’s this? Borat is distracting the ref. And, no! Lucifer has thrown some chalky substance into Jesus’ eyes. How underhanded!”

“Hey, McMahon! It’s not cheating if you don’t get caught.”

“I couldn’t agree more. Back to the action! Jesus has been temporarily blinded by the devil and he’s reaching around trying to regain his bearings.”

“It looks like Satan is setting him up for his special move, McMahon.”

“Yes, he’s going for the Beguiler! He’s climbing the ropes, gaining his balance. Oh, no! Here comes the Beguiler!”

“Oh, yeah! This one may be over,” Jesse said.

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