For Women
As he fought the final struggling flames in her apartment, Jane could see his toned arms glistening with the beads of sweat that showed him to be the adonis he was. “Thank you so much” she said, “I really don’t know how it started”. Troy turned to face her and removed his helmet, his blonde locks tumbled out from underneath in lustrous style. His eyes pierced her soul and she knew then that she had to have him there and then. She took his hand and placed it onto her heaving chest, he could feel her heartbeat growing faster, stronger. Without saying a word he swept her up in his arms and carried her to the bedroom, pausing only to place the cat he had saved into it’s basket.

For Men
Colin came home and saw the huge breasted lesbo sisters lying on his bed. “take us both now” they exclaimed. And he did. “Ooh Colin, your c*ck’s so enormous!” they both said, “Please, cover us with your undoubted gallons of seed”, they begged. Which he did. Because Colin was the best.