The Dan Band finished belting out a profanity-laced version of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”.

Chazz and Scott gave each other a high-five. “We are so gettin’ laid tonight, bro!” Chazz said to his new partner in crime.

“That was awesome!” Chris Farley said enthusiastically, somewhere in the background. “Best reception ever!” He and John Belushi resumed taking body shots off of a few girls gone wild.

Buffy and Luke had already finished painting each other with wedding cake and were now awaiting the toasts.

Yoda went first. “Wander to the dark side, he did. Rescued by beauty, he was.” Yoda left his feet to kiss Buffy’s cheek. “Sexy, she is,” he said, his face reflecting Christmas.

Buffy also blushed.

Leia went next. “I haven’t known you long, Buffy, but I’ve never seen my brother this happy before. Well, that is, I haven’t seen him this happy since the day before I fell in love with Han,” she said, delivering a slightly disturbing roast. “To the bride and groom!

“To the bride and groom!”