“That’s quite a load your hauling, must be a pain when you wake up. Shell’s just a load of fingernails, right? I mean don’t you need to trim it once in a while? Keep it smooth along the edge there?

I keep thinking I’m going to get a break here. Keep thinking the first chance I get, I’m gonna jump right up on the bar and scream for something or other. I just can’t decide what.

Drink up though, buddy. Have one on me. I keep thinking I’ll tell this story one day.”