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Serious Misgivings [Make Me Laugh Challenge]

Ewok Village
0400 Local Time
4 ABY , Endor’s Forest Moon

“Chintoo, rabba tok.”
Thanks for coming, we’re just going to go over the battle plan one more time.

“Eeka jub jub? Koko tah? Fu bon. Utek lon!”
Are you all absolutely out of your minds? How are we supposed to fight the Empire? They’ve got guns for crying out loud. All we’ve got are rocks and sticks!

“Gutoy chu baf. Gluntub, unto huka…”
The council has already decided this. Gluntub, you’re going to be in the hang glider and drop rocks…

“Bekah? Funto guj? Oput hub.”
Hang on, what? You want me flying through the air while blasters are going off everywhere? I don’t think so.

“Zozu, harek fo!”
That’s your assignment, soldier!

“Binto, mochub uuk.”
Man, why didn’t we just eat those Rebels last night, I was on board with that plan.

Galactic Basic Closed Captioning sponsored in part by Watto’s Junk Yard. You break it, we buy it.

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