1. Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite gender for halloween?

Nope.

2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window? (cars don’t count, you litterer)

Hmm. I’m sure I have—probably along the lines of sneaking out of houses past parents and dropping things I couldn’t get out the front door.

3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what?

I play a chinese flute (a dizi)... a little!

4. IF you DO INDEED play and instrument, IS IT THE TRUMPET ?

Hahha, no.

5. IF it IS INDEED THE TRUMPET , have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AND INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ?

I told you already—it is NOT the trumpet! ;)

6. What is the most valuable thing…
...you have broken.

Probably a computer, or a router. Hhehh, my car probably counts as broken too.

7.Have you ever eaten a worm? (fried or otherwise)

Not sure. Don’t think so. But possibly.