1. Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite gender for halloween?
Does it have to be specificly on halloween? ((see sequel for details))

2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window? (cars don’t count, you litterer)
Absolutely, are you kidding me? Of course I have.

3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what?
I DO play an instrument, or rather I used to. I played the piano for six years and then decided to focus on my sports.

4. IF you DO INDEED play and instrument, IS IT THE TRUMPET ?
No, it is not indeed the trumpet. It’s the viotrumpet.

5. IF it IS INDEED THE TRUMPET , have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AND INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ?
Hahhaahahaha. Not yet, but now I have an idea.

6. What is the most valuable thing…
...you have broken.
My arm, which I consider to be fairly valuable. And my collarbone. Both on the left side.

7.Have you ever eaten a worm? (fried or otherwise)
Most likely, but I don’t remember it.