“Oh for the love of Gawd!” She thought, silently cursing the image staring back at her. Just one … more…wiggle…and… SNAP ! As the blood trickeld down her chin, she grinned at the toothless girl in the mirror.
“Ugh! I hate teeth!” She lisped. They were God’s second mistake. (The first being that whole man/woman mating ritual.) I mean really ...first you get to go through the horrible pain and agony of teething as a baby. You know, when NO ONE can explain…hey, that itchy-burning feeling is just your teeth cutting through the flesh of your mouth. THEN , you get the singular pleasure of losing those teeth in favor or newer, bigger, more efficient ones. YAY ! Teething all over again! And, as if that wasn’t enough, there’s no promise of keeping those teeth for the rest of your life.
“Yup!” She whistled. Just a few more to go. She rinsed her bloodied mouth with cool water.
“What in the heck was He thinking?” Teeth. Pfftt.