One day, not long before that dreaded business as granny’s house, little boy blue was visiting the girl in green. She liked green so much that even some of her teeth were green. Little boy blue had a very special present for the girl in green. It was a little green vibrator. Unfortunately, just as the girl in green opened the present, her mother walked in to offer little boy blue some blue cupcakes. As soon as she saw the vibrator, did she grab it an chased little boy blue out of her house. That night the girl in green got the sermon of her life and to punish her, her mother made her wear a horrible red cap. And from that day on, she was no longer the girl in green, but little red riding hood.