LOL , and ow! Never mess with a hormone-crazed pregnant woman! :)
Love your descriptions, all about grotesque obesity, in a self-depreciating way, as if not to really offend, but to get a point across.

HAHAHAHA !! That is hilarious, mostly because he deserved it and partly because of how he made fun of her.
LoA

I have 2 say the story is a very discriminatory. I have 2 admit tht most of the funniest stories R going 2 make someone feel inferior. Its either a joke/story about a African Americans, Blondes, Overweight ppl, white ppl, retarded ppl, & so on. Keep tht in mind next time U write another story/speak a joke. Think: Who may hear me/ read this & be high offended. BCuz who knows, their hopes mayb down tht day & then if they hear/read it they may get so depressed tht they kill themselves. Think B4 U speak/write.

I refuse to feel guilty about this story, and I refuse to apologize. It’s meant to make the reader hate the character telling the story and possibly laugh at the absurdity. There’s a difference between the characters a writer comes up with and the writer himself/herself. I in no way condone the actions of the awful people I sometimes write about, but to blame me for possibly making someone commit suicide is ridiculous and rude.