1. Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite gender for halloween?
No, I’m boring like that. Although I did consider it.

2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window? (cars don’t count, you litterer)
No, I don’t think so. The ones in my house have them damn screens.

3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what?
Currently? No. But I used to play the violin. _{And the recorder in 3rd grade.}

4. IF you DO INDEED play and instrument, IS IT THE TRUMPET ?
Did I not just say NO?

5. IF it IS INDEED THE TRUMPET , have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AN INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ?
Can you stop with the trumpet? But I will admit that I poked some random girls eye with my violin bow.

6. What is the most valuable thing…
...you have broken.
The microwave. Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s that.

7.Have you ever eaten a worm? (fried or otherwise)
GUMMY !!!!