1. Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite gender for Halloween?

No; however I have pics of a friend who did.

2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window? (cars don’t count, you litterer)

Do M80s count?

3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what?

I played the flute for about a week (insert American Pie jokes here, but keep in mind I’M A DUDE ! IT DOES NOT GO DOWN THE ONE WAY STREET )

4. IF you DO INDEED play and instrument, IS IT THE TRUMPET ?

No

5. IF it IS INDEED THE TRUMPET , have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AND INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ?

No. For that missed opportunity, I am sad.

(ahem- sorry. little paranoid about that.)
ONWARDS !

6. What is the most valuable thing…
...you have broken.

A person…and their mind

7.Have you ever eaten a worm? (fried or otherwise)

No, but I still have some time…