The Queen Of England goes to the hospital.
She passes this one room to find a man masturbating.
She yelled for the head doctor.
The Dr. said that it is a disease for him that he needs to do that at least five times a day or his man parts will explode.
She apologized for her disgustfulness and went out of the room. The came to the same hall but to a diferent room to find a guy getting a blow job froma nurse. “What is this going on here?” She said. The Dr. said the man had the same disease the other man had, but he had better health care!