Ali G: Booyakeshah, Big Up Yaself! I iz here with
my main man the tumblin’, spinnin’, funny, frolickin’
Sea Monkey.
Sea Monkey: Hello everybody. It’s very nice to meet you all.
Ali G: Respek. Respek. So tellz us about the Sea Monkey
lifestyle. Does you thinkz that Sea Monkeys should marry
only one woman Sea Monkey? Or Does Sea Monkeys believe in mahogany?
Sea Monkey: Wait, you must mean ‘monogamy’ right?
Ali G: That’s what I just said – mahogany.
Sea Monkey: No, no no! that’s not what you said. Mahogany is a species of dark colored wood commonly used to make wooden drums. MONOGAMYYYY refers to the selection of a single mate. So I’m a bit confused about your question. What do you mean?
Ali G: One time when me was high, me ate like 247 Vanilla Wafers.
Sea Monkey: Oh Dear Lord!!!
Ali G: SEX ! You Sea Monkeyz probablyz heard the word out there in the sea. And some of you probably know what it means. For those of you who don’t, it means boning. But with boning comes responsi-lib-ity.