1. Have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite gender for halloween? No, maybe this year

2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window? (cars don’t count, you litterer) yes, ac unit

3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what?
I wish guitar and piano
4. IF you DO INDEED play and instrument, IS IT THE TRUMPET ? no

5. IF it IS INDEED THE TRUMPET , have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AND INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ? no

(ahem- sorry. little paranoid about that.)
ONWARDS !

6. What is the most valuable thing…
...you have broken. a darth vador statue

7.Have you ever eaten a worm? (fried or otherwise)
yes