He gets home, it’s been raining all day. Twelve hours at work really eats up a day.

“Hi babe”
No answer from his wife, she’s doing dishes.

“I said hello!”
She turns and says “What?”
“I said get your ears checked!” He hates repeating himself.

“Well I’m doing the dishes!”
“No shit”

The romance is gone, poor love. They have become consumer droids. Have a nice nap.