”...Please tell me that you didn’t do what I think you just did.”
“I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about!”
“That wasn’t there when I left this morning to go into town for supplies.”
“Well…no I suppose it wasn’t, was it? Funny how these things happen because really it wasn’t intentional!”
“What do you mean it wasn’t intentional?! It’s full of WATER ! And there are large scaly reptiles!”
“I thought it would be a nice, homey touch!”
”...homey? Since when were the middle ages ‘home’ to you? I must be missing something somewhere….”
“They aren’t but—.”
“Joanna Murray. There is no bloody excuse for installing a moat around our base and CERTAINLY no reason to put crocodiles in it!”
“You really ruin all my fun Cheshire….”