Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost a-ttack-ing your foes
Yuletide Carols being sung by a choir
and Folks dressed up like commandos

Everybody knows a missile and a flamethrower
help to make the season bright
Tiny Tots, with their hair all afire
will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa’s on his way,
he’s bringing weapons of mass destruction on his sleigh
And every mother’s child is gonna spy
To see if Santa really is a guy (just a peep)

And so I’m offering this difficult phrase,
For kids from 1 to 1.2
Although it’s been said, many times many ways.
Death and Destruction to you