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The Trio

The trio made their plans for their next bank robbery.

“I’m tryin to tell you two numnuts, this here plan ya gots in mind, it jus aint gonna work ya see. The disguises ya gots picked out, they be spotin you acomin afore ya even gets inside da bank. How you two young fools eva got away wit this all so far is beyond me,” said Hank.

“So what’s your bright idea then, bossman,”said Jared sarcastically.

Jared and Britney were high again, having just shot up. Britney was passed out on the bed. Jared covered her up and kissed her on the forehead.

“Well, it be like this here son, I goes in first and youse follows me one at a time, going to diffrent tellers. I pretends not to be part yalls gang, but I gots your back da whole time. When yas gets out the front , I fakes a heart tack blockin the way out,”Hank explained.

“Such a fool plan just might work man, ” said Jared as he swatted imaginary flies away from his face.
“Sho nuff will my boy, they wont be spectin a trio,” Hank laughed conspiratorially.

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