” I am your Pong instructor,” said Ping,”your Ping-Pong instructor.” Everyone looked puzzled.

“Ooh ooh!” squealed Alex. ” I can do ping pong!!”

“You can, can you?” replied Ping. “Show me!”

“Well, I need the paddles… and a table…”

"Not that ping pong!" said Ping, who was thinking 
about what an idiot Alex was.

“The magic arts called Pong… my way is known as Ping Pong!”