My pet monkey decided to rule the world… and when your pet monkey decides to do that you can either try and talk him out of it, which anyone who owns a monkey knows that is futile, or you can go along and try and keep said monkey out of trouble, or at least help him in his goal of ruling the world.
You see, and this goes out to all you monkey owners of the world, when your pet monkey makes up his or her mind, you go along with it, monkeys’ bent on world domination are a forced to be reckoned with, as you well know who own a monkey.
If by chance you own two or more monkey’s with thoughts of ruling the world, perhaps you may try and talk them into more productive energies, such as cleaning up their own feces. Again not something monkey’s care to do, as they often have thoughts of world power struggles, another solid proof of evolution and our kinship to the monkey world. But I digress into Creationism vs. Science, a topic for another time.
I am off to help my pet monkey rule the world, or at least Jersey.