“Quack!”

The U.S. Marine, John, looked down at the small duck in the cage and sighed. Why did

“Quack!”

he have to guard some duck? Its just a duck after all what could be so import-

“Quack!”

-ant about a duck that you needed a whole armed transport to protect it? Also, why was the duck wearing sunglasses? This was just too…

“Quack!”

...weird.

“Quack! Quack!”

Charlie, the marine sitting next to the duck cage finally turn around and shouted at the duck: “SHUT UP!!”

The duck looked back at the marine and took off his sunglasses… and Charlie’s head imploded upon itself. The duck put its sunglasses on and sat down in its cage, wings behind its head. Then, in a defiant tone, the duck went: “Quack.”