When I was finished devouring her, I went back to the club.. for seconds.

I spotted a pretty young girl sitting alone.
“May I buy you a drink?,â€? I asked in my savviest manly voice.
I had shaken off the beast in me on the walk back to the club.
“Of course, handsome,â€? she replied.
We sat and chatted while she slowly sipped her Mojito.
I drank my beer and listened to her prattle.
She had another, a Cosmo this time. I had another beer,
I offered to walk her to her car. When we were next to her BMW , I asked, “It’s such a beautiful night, would I be too forward to ask you if you would like to stroll in the park with me and look up at the stars?â€? I knew that would get her, talk of romance always did the trick. So few men knew how to talk the way a woman needs them too.

“That’s a lovely idea,â€? she said with a twinkle in her green eyes.
Looking up at the stars I asked, “May I kiss you?â€?
“You’re such a gentleman, where have you been all my life?,â€? she giggled.
“You think I am a gentleman?â€?, I laughed.