Everyone loves a good fart joke. Right?

Funny. Very Funny.

So what if I have a low sense of humor?

Haha, nice. You should probably put a comma after “Presidency”, though, as the way it’s written makes it look like Bush Sr.’s presidency was saved by a piece of twine. :-)

Good point kaellinn. Fixed.

Wait, Bush’s presidency WASN ’T saved by a piece of twine? Man, I should pay more attention.

Interesting bit, though. I like the descriptions.