I drove the car down the road well above the speed limit. The sound of sirens behind me no longer bugged me. I took another sip of my beer and kept going. Then a deer leapt in front of me and stood there, looking at my spot lights. I slammed down the brakes and turned to the right. I heard the deer crying out.

And then the cop car smashed into my fender. That fender cost me $600. I hit the pedal and took off in the forest and took another sip of my beer. I looked behind me to see I had lost the cops. Big mistake. As soon as I looked behind me I rammed into a tree. A branch cracked and fell on top of my car. The front of my car rose up and crushed my chest killing me instantly.

Man I hate dying.