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A Day In The Life Of A Psychic

The psychic walked out and faced the large T.V. audience. “Today,” she announced, “I will be speaking to the dead.” She spread her arms out. “I’m sensing someone named J…” There was no reaction from the crowd. “Wait no… K…” This time a woman opened her eye’s wide. The psychic had her hit. She looked at the womans shirt. It read, “Fund cancer, save lives.” The woman also had a necklace that that said, “Katelyn.” The psychic refrianed from showing a smile.

She opened her arms again and shouted, “Katelyn, I’m sensing Katelyn.” the woman raised her hand and shouted. “Yes, I lost someone by that name once.”

“And did she die of… CANCER ?”

“YES!” The woman exclaimed. “Yes she did.”

The psychic went through her mental files and decided to say something so vague that it HAD to work. “Katelyn is saying something. She says: ‘I’m sorry for fighting with you… I hope you and the cancer foundation workout.” The woman screamed in joy and yelled, “How did you know!” The psychic smiled. All in a days work.

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