The duckinator

The duck thought to himself “Just messing with you double ya
It was bedlam how quickly the inner sanctum was transformed into a belicose barrage of bloody bodies.
The delta force commander who had been in the doorway, just out of the duck’s range, was in the fetile position rocking like a praying hasidic jew at the walling wall, before the site of condi,rummy,cheney and the retarded commander in chief that now decorated the wall in a thin sheen of organic matter.This commando had been John Mcain’s cell mate in vietnam, and escaped by crawling out through a sewage drain where bodies had been decomposing,but this duck brought on the most colonel kurtz style horror he had ever seen. His shattered mind would never see the word “Quack” the same way ever again.

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