THE DUCK OF DEATH instead of duck season no rabbit season.
“Man you got us meeting on a park bench like we are scared or something.”
“scared hell, general i am terrified,that maniac mallard killed the Queen, parliament, and Charlton Heston, if he keeps exterminating the chain of command gary coleman is going to be the commander in chief. you cant stop one friken duck, cheney used to shoot them all the time hell mcdonalds even has the new Mc Quack sandwich that is taking over the world, even bugs bunny used to outsmart him there is only one duck kill it!!”
Just then all of the cute little ducks started to come to wards them from all over the scenic park, when the general pulled his pistol and started firing. A few ducks fell away but the remainder combined like a giant transformer into….
THE DUCK OF THE DEATH