All these stories about being married to a monkey. You think you have problems on your hands, until.. Your monkey gets out of hand! You don’t know problems until, your spouse is a cleptomaniac. Try shopping with your spouse then. You will be singing a diffrent tune. I know it.

It may be one thing, if your monkey is dressed in pink. And your afraid of patrons givng you wierd looks. Funny thing with those looks, they end. People eventually turn thier heads.

But when your monkey is out of control, like mine. The shame you bear is far greater. People don’t just look at you with looks of disgust. They blame you for everything your monkey does. They don’t seem to understand that a monkey can be capable of shop lifting.

I will never forget the time, when my spouse monkey and I went into our local Target.. She was behaving so well, at first. She suddenly gets in a mood.. She vanishes for several minutes. After a while, I am met up with security. They greet me with accusations of theft, via my spouse.