Good moral. Creepy story. Four stars.

_{I love pumpkin carving too.}

hahahahahahah!
tell that to…
ehem
better not mention names

is there an insurance that provides ugly insurance, yeah but they probly have to make sure you are not geneticly predisposed to ugliness, oh well.

Very funny.I like how your stories have an old time fable/fairy tale/children’s book tone, then,slam breaks into some off the wall modern whacky spin, unique to your style.

Ha ha ha Kermit your so silly.. This story reminds me of those “gentle reminders” I think they did this on SNL or the radio I dont remember which.