There was one guy named Bob McMann. He was so crazy, he though a girl was a man. So at a party one night, he came up to a rebal and “Your hot!”. The rebal grabed him by the collar and threw him against the wall.
“What did you say!?”
“NOTHIN!”
The rebal punched him. Bob punched him again. He fell as soon as he punched him.
“You beat up the toughest rebal ever!”
So after that day, he joined the army.