“Order in the court, order in the court!” yelled the judge. He surveyed the room before pointing to the roman emperor. “How do you defend against the allegation that you ripped off the copyright for the Greek gods.”

“Look, I know some of our gods seem like the Greek ones but if you would look at the names…”

“Look at the descriptions. Mars goes: male, god of war, etc. It just screams Ares!” yelled the Greek official.

“Order!” yelled the judge. “Now Rome, it seems as if Greece has more evidence supporting there case. I’m afraid that unless you have more evidence than just the name variant you’ll be held in contempt.”

“But Judge, if you would just take a good look at our gods they are not Greek copyright infringement.”

“Right. And Greedo shot at Han first.” said the Greek official. Everyone laughed.

“Well, I’ve heard enough. Rome, you are sentenced to six-months of jail time and ten months community service.”

“NOOOOOO!!!!” yelled Rome. Under his breathe he added: “And Greedo DID shoot first!”